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Why Man Goes to Nando’s

Nando’s, Nando’s, oh Portuguese Nando’s. You knows and I knows why man goes to Nando’s. My nan goes, Hassan goes, Dan goes and Stan goes. Japan goes and Fran goes and ladies-man Juan goes.  The man who fake-tans Ed Sheer-an … Continue reading

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A Little Drink

  Scary, hairy, lairy, quite contrary, Mariah Carey, And smelly widescreen-telly, petroleum-jelly-belly R Kelly, Went for a little drink. “Scary, weary, low-fat-dairy Mariah Carey?”, said R Kelly. “Yes, R Kelly, my tagliatelle, my Nelly, my Fonzarelli?” “How did we, both … Continue reading

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