Scary, hairy, lairy, quite contrary, Mariah Carey,
And smelly widescreen-telly, petroleum-jelly-belly R Kelly,
Went for a little drink.
“Scary, weary, low-fat-dairy Mariah Carey?”, said R Kelly.
“Yes, R Kelly, my tagliatelle, my Nelly, my Fonzarelli?”
“How did we, both you and me, get so very weird?”
“The thing you see, with you and me,” said hairy Mrs Carey.
“Is that we sing, you see, that R&B and people find it scary.”
And you like to piss on teenagers.
Delhi-belly, tagliatelle, Fonzarelli-jelly R Kelly said:,
“Ah yes, contrary, lairy, hairy, scary Mariah Carey.”